Ryan’s Journey

“Spam Spam Spam Spam,
Spam Spam Spam Spam,
Spammity Spam!
Spammity Spam!
Spam Spam Spam Spam,
Spam Spam Spam Spam…”-Monty Python

Welcome to Friday in all its magnificent, caffeine infused glory! Hope you all had your delicious morning Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Eggs, Spam and Spam. Ryan is currently in class for the next couple hours, so I am commencing takeover. I’m Noelle, bytheway, Ryan’s girlfriend and torturer. He has reached a level of crazy sufficient to allow me blog priveleges on his web site, and now I’ve come to abuse them. Now the question is, can the Internet be abused? Bring us your tails of Internet abuse! Not to be confused with self-abuse, mind you. Some things should be kept to one’s self… Anyhow, off to chug more caffeinated beverages.

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